Monday, December 31, 2007

The Best DMG Table. Fact.

I have just finished reading the 1st Edition AD&D Dungeon Masters Guide, and man is that thing chock full of stuff. So, for the benefit of those who may not have seen it (and given the organisation of that book that's probably all of you) I present the legendary AD&D Random Harlot Table!

01-10 Slovenly trull
11-25 Brazen strumpet
26-35 Cheap trollop
36-50 Typical streetwalker
51-65 Saucy tart
66-75 Wanton wench
76-85 Expensive doxy
86-90 Haughty courtesan
91-92 Aged madam
93-94 Wealthy procuress
95-98 Sly pimp
99-00 Rich panderer

N.B. All pimps are sly. There is no such thing as a non-sly pimp.

And remember - a harlot is 30% likely to know valuable information, 15% likely to make something up for money, and 20% likely to be a thief (or work with one). You've been warned!


ceedy said...

Gold. How can this not be included in all edition?

Nathan P. Mahney said...

And this isn't even accounting for the fact that there are rules in the 1e DMG for contracting sexually transmitted diseases! That book has everything a growing boy needs.