So, my entrant in Bash Wars III, the mighty Gelatinous Cube, has defeated Megan Fox and eaten of her flesh. But round two looks to be more challenging, as he comes up against the Inanimate Carbon Rod. I would say that the Cube just rolls over the thing and absorbs it, but it appears as though the Rod has hidden reserves - because it's winning!
So if you've got a Livejournal account, please head over and vote for the Cube - the Cube needs your help!
EDIT: The Cube lost. The ultimate Bash Wars Champion was Count von Count.